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Michael Reads Percy Jackson: The Sea of Monsters – Ch 5

January 5, 2015 By Michael G. Munz 2 Comments

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You leave for nine little months and everything falls apart.

You leave for nine little months and everything falls apart.

Well Camp Halfblood is certainly going to Styx, isn’t it? Hades convicts on work release, constant monster attacks, and a loss of appetite for pizza! All this and more in the fifth part of Michael Reads Percy Jackson: The Sea of Monsters…

I Get a New Cabin Mate

When I read the chapter title, I figured the new cabin mate would most likely wind up being Tyson because no one else wanted him in their cabin or something. Yet I was hoping it meant that another child of Poseidon would be turning up. I thought it would be a fun little twist.

I did not expect both guesses to be right. I could claim a double-victory here, but since I didn’t see it coming at all that Poseidon had fathered Tyson, I’m chalking this up as being wrong. But I like it! Plus it completely makes sense. Mortals are off-limits (and the Greek gods apparently dislike birth control), so of course Poseidon’s pursuing other, ah, interests.

So now, did Poseidon lead Tyson to Percy, or did he simply take advantage of the situation by claiming Tyson when he happened to camp so that he’d be able to stay with Percy? The former sounds more likely—or, at least, less coincidental, which I prefer.

Speaking of Tyson, Riordan made good use of his unfamiliarity with the camp to catch up any new readers. Speaking as a writer, that’s a useful device. (It can be overdone, like anything, but Riordan’s in no danger of that yet.)

I learned last chapter that Chiron was out, but I didn’t realize it had happened so recently. I’m glad we got to see him again before he left. Now am I just a suspicious bastard, or is Chiron using reverse psychology to launch Percy on a quest to find whatever it is that will heal Thalia’s tree? He drops that tidbit of info, but then says it’s too dangerous, he must stay in camp and learn, etc. There’s no way Percy’s going to let that stop him, and Chiron’s too wise not to know this. Given that Chiron’s immortally is at stake if this stuff isn’t fixed, one can hardly blame him.

This way, Chiron gets to avoid liability for sending Percy out there. (“I told him not to do it! We’ve got it on camera, even!”) Notice that he makes Annabeth swear on the Styx to do her best to keep Percy from danger, but doesn’t make Percy swear to stay at camp. Devious centaur.

Tantalus

At least Tantalus is still cursed. I’m sure that will make him even more pleasant to deal with.

And then he’s gone, and we’re meeting Tantalus. Who the Styx thought it was a good idea to hire a guy guilty of dicing and cooking his own son to be the activities director of a kids’ camp?! Is the job market so great that they couldn’t find anyone else? What, were Freddy Krueger and Dolores Umbridge already busy? I smell a fix. Someone wants to sabotage the camp. Dionysus? Someone else?

At least he gets Percy’s name right.

Random Observations
  • Good on Hermes’s cabin for not actively refusing Tyson. They could have brought up that it was crowded, even if they only wanted to use that for an excuse, but they didn’t.
  • Percy says they’re making fun of Tyson at the end when Poseidon’s trident appears, but I’m not sure why that is. Tantalus says he can see the family resemblance now. Sounds to me more like they’re making fun of Percy, if anything. Or perhaps I’m too innocent, too? Naah.
  • I wish they’d stop calling Dionysus “Mister D.” I’m not sure why that bothers me so much, but this is not Happy Days and we are not the Fonz! 😉

My favorite line from this chapter comes directly from Percy:

“Would this be the super-dangerous prophecy that has me in it, but the gods have forbidden you to tell me about?”

You know what? Forget going to save the Thalia-tree. Go learn more about this prophecy, first! (What could possibly go wrong?)

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Comments

  1. reyalex says

    January 9, 2015 at 1:29 AM

    Hi
    First of all, this is the only type of blog that i read before (the tematic __ Reads __) and it’s pretty entretaining. I’ve actually read the whole series (ot at least almost, 9 of 10 it counts as amols whole, right? ) and is awesome to read your thoughts and guesses for each chapter, the fact that yourself are a writer is a plus.

    For the chapter, in the part that you think they are making fun of Percy because of Tyson, i thought when i read, but a little different. Yes, the line of family resemblance ‘break the ice’ but, i think is more like “your brother is a one-eye monster and your father recognized it” or something like that, as Percy said, kids could be really harsh. Waiting next chapter 🙂

    By the way, i hope your work gets a translation, i’m willing to read them but i prefer in paper rather than e-books, kind of old-school i think xD

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    • Michael G. Munz says

      January 11, 2015 at 10:30 AM

      Hi Reyalex! Thanks for the comment. It’s good to hear people enjoy my babbling! 😉

      That’s a good point about making fun of Tyson. I hadn’t considered that. But even so, wouldn’t being recognized as being a god’s offspring be an honor because it implies that Poseidon isn’t ashamed of him?

      As for my books, there are–at the moment–no plans for a translation. (If they sell really well, though, I figure that might change. But that’s the publisher’s call.) That said, Zeus Is Dead is also available in paperback, and ASITF just got a paperback re-release. Both are in English, though.

      Thanks again for reading! Don’t be a stranger…

      Reply

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