Michael Reads Percy Jackson: The Titan’s Curse

Riordan certainly is making a Herculean effort in writing The Titan’s Curse!
(I’m not Apollogizing for that pun. …Or that one.)

The Apollo-train runs out of juice, the Erymanthian Boar shows up, and it’s not even the least of their problems. All this and a LOT of haiku on the twelfth installment of Michael Reads Percy Jackson: The Titan’s Curse…

I Go Snowboarding With A Pig

Inspired by Apollo’s efforts earlier in this book, I have decided to review this chapter entirely in haiku! Think you can take it? Brace yourself, because ready or not, here we go!

Hey, those last two sentences were a haiku. Cool. 😉

A magical train
Never stops in a good place.
At least there’s coffee.

If someone helps you,
Or at least tries their best to,
Buy a rubber rat.

Hunter Bianca:
Her parents are gone but rich.
She’s nice to talk to.

If you overhear
Some things while invisible,
Don’t let that fact slip.

The undead have come
Wearing police gear and guns.
Rick Grimes would be pissed.

Nemean Lions
Have fur sorta like mithril,
Except it’s diff’rent.

The skeleton broke
But then came back together.
All scary an’ junk.

She’s afraid of heights.
But her dad’s god of the sky.
That’s embarrassing.

A gigantic boar
Is handy against undead.
…We have to RIDE IT?

Pan is back, I think.
Or is it just Pan’s echo?
(I’m slightly confused.)