So while I continue chipping away at the sequel to Zeus Is Dead (working title, Zeus Is Undead), I figured it’d be fun to share with you some completely random, out of context dialogue from the rough draft as it currently stands. Why random and out of context? Because it’s more fun that way! (Plus it’s possible that watching the new Twin Peaks is nudging my mind in random, out of context directions…)
Enjoy, and puzzle over what the heck these quotes mean!
“Why ever are you going down to Earth? You’ll have to walk!”
“Their governments are paralyzed by zombie deniers and petty deadlocks.”
“YOU WILL ENJOY THE BARBECUE AS FATHER ZEUS ORDAINS!”
“Melpomene and Thalia. They claim it is a ‘sequel thing.'”
“Do you wish me to smite she who brought the corrupted potato salad?”
“I just adore when death rhymes!”
“The fonts are amazing!”
“What in Medusa’s buttcrack are you?”
“You know how Alecto is. There’s really not much difference except now she smells a little funny.”
“You try being funny after dealing with Nyx!“
“Leavenworth is an Oktoberfest town. We need Oktoberfest dollars. Now, if the people can’t drink here, they’ll be glad to drink at the festivals of Chelan, Hanford, Long Island…”
“Eris was NOT a member of Guns and Roses!”
“Oh, come on! Finish the brains you have!”
“Some mortals have eaten zombie meat.”
“You dare contradict the wisdom of the great Brandt Sledgeman!”
“Do you do things like this because nobody likes you, or does nobody like you because you do things like this?”
“Malevolence would be if that thing started playing disco.”
ANTICIPATED IN EARLY 2018!
