Geek alert.

A word of warning: This entry will touch on a recent rumor about Terminator 4 that, according to Internet scuttlebutt, may actually be a lot more of an actual spoiler than the insane foolishness that it originally appeared. If you don’t want to be spoiled (though I honestly don’t figure there are a lot of folks out there anymore with enough faith in the series who are both looking forward to this movie AND want to remain spoiler-free), feel free to skip ahead to the last paragraph, which is a short little bit about Mass Effect.

So this rumor/spoiler in a nutshell is this: John Connor dies at the end of the movie (killed by an Arnold-model terminator), and in order to keep the morale of the Resistance up, they take a good cyborg and alter its face to look like John. From what I understand, the good cyborg isn’t actually a terminator but the product of an experiment by Skynet on a previously executed criminal.

Ooookay, then.

Stupid, you say? Gimmicky? A twist for its own sake? Well, if you did say that, I fully agree with you, and if you didn’t say that, then…you’re entitled to your opinion, I suppose. (I know, I know, I’m breaking one of the unwritten laws of the Internet by not hurling derogatory profanity at you or finding colorful ways to suggest where your head might be, but I’m trying to start a trend.)

This isn’t to say that I’m wildly up in arms about this or planning to start some sort of letter-writing campaign to McG. (Side note: “McG?” Really? His choice, I guess.) I wouldn’t call myself a Terminator fanatic, but I do think the first two films hold a well-deserved place in sci-fi culture. I even thought Terminator 3 was passable entertainment that gets a little extra-credit for nuking the world at the end–an opinion which I realize puts me at odds with the large number of the fan base who prefers to think that T3 never happened.

On the other hand, the storyteller in me hates to see this sort of thing happen to any creation. When I first heard they were making a T4 (which turns out to be the first in a planned trilogy) dealing with the fight against Skynet, I was curious but worried. Finally we’d get to see more of the struggle of a human race pushed to the very brink of extinction (as Reese said in T1, “We were close to going out forever.”) against an artificial mind bent on finding new and better ways to kill them. The possibilities just for human drama alone in that premise are fantastic, not to mention the fantastic blockbuster setting of futuristic things blowing up that, frankly, draws a lot more of our interest than some of us would like to admit. No longer would we get glimpses in flashback-forwards (flashforward-backs?), but an entire tale that explains just how the pieces fit together.

The problem is perhaps best illustrated by many fans’ issues with another certain trilogy detailing the fall of Anakin Skywalker: there’s a risk that (at best) things will unfold differently than we’d always thought would be better, or (at worst) the whole thing will fall apart, blow continuity out the window, and just wind up being a product to sell rather than a story to tell.

Ignoring for now the fact that T4 has the additional task of making sure the time travel mechanics of the first three movies, well, work (I’m one of those people who believes that, in fact, they do–perhaps even in spite of themselves, but I won’t go into that here), they also have to make sure to treat the characters and established continuity of the series with some respect. This rumor makes it sound like they thought they needed some big twist (executives LOVE “twists” these days), and, perhaps taking a cue from the Battlestar Galactica folks, thought “OO! Connor’s a ROBOT!” and completely ignored the previous three films’ build-up of Connor as a leader. Essentially it takes the idea of the indomitable human spirit and guts it.

Maybe the movie’s smarter than I’m giving it credit for, but right now this seems rather pointless. Perhaps it’s a bid to throw some drama into things by having robot-Connor malfunction, or have the Resistance’s PR plan backfire when the word gets out that they’re being led by a robot. In another story, maybe that would work, but do they REALLY need to add extra sources of drama when they’re already talking about a story where humans overthrow the concentration camps they’re in, fight a war they’re massively unequipped for, and manage to finally destroy Skynet while having to deal with not one, not two, but THREE attempts to send things back in time to screw them?

James Cameron, who started it all, is no longer attached to the story, and it seems like those currently involved just don’t seem to get it. In an early teaser trailer for T2, we saw an assembly line stamping out terminator after terminator. Maybe T4 and its successors will wind up being well-crafted tales that hold together with the rest to become a true saga, but right now it’s just looking an awful lot like the series has shifted to an assembly line milking brand-recognition that simply and thoughtlessly pushes out product after product.

Maybe it’s just a rumor. Head on over to Ain’t It Cool News* where I first read about this and see what you think.

And now for the promised bit about Mass Effect: The much-praised console space-RPG is now out for PC. I’ve not paid too much attention to it so far (aside from getting a fantastic laugh about THIS), but when someone described it as being “like Knights of the Old Republic without the Star Wars trappings,” I got curious. I’ve only just got it–and really should be focusing more on writing to make my deadline–but look for more musings on my experience with it on this blog soon. For the moment, I can only report that having three immediately recognizable voice actors in the opening, while not good for immersion, is still rather cool. (Carth’s talking to Oz! Okay, more Geek Points™ for me.)

-Michael
www.michaelgmunz.com

*But for the love of all that’s holy, do NOT look at the AICN Talkbacks! On ANY article! They’re just pure concentrated EVIL!! 🙂

(I’ve said that this space is for me to blog about my either my writing or more general geek-related topics. Today deals with the latter…)

Did you hear? Indiana Jones is back! At long last, he has returned as promised after all these years to unite the fans, absolve our geekish sins, and deliver us from the Nazis…or something like that. At any rate, that seems to be how many are viewing the coming release of Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull and Some Other Words We Decided Not to Add to the Title. Some look forward to it as if it were the Second Coming, while others, stung by their Star Wars prequel hype disappointment, fearfully await it as if it were a tetanus shot from a one-eyed doctor. People have asked me, “Mike, you’re a geek, what do YOU think about Indy 4?” (Actually no one’s put it in quite those terms, but for the purposes of this blog we’ll just pretend they did.) I can sum up my answer in three simple words:

I don’t know.

But hey, no one likes a summation, especially if it doesn’t really say anything. (Well, okay, political ad-makers do, but that’s a separate topic.) So with apologies to Inigo Montoya, let me explain…

Being thirty-three, I first saw Raiders of the Lost Ark as a kid. It was one of the first movies I ever watched on that amazing new device called a VCR that my dad rented from the store. I can still remember sitting in my living room watching that guy with the bullwhip elude traps, fight Nazis, and have the good sense to stay tied to a pole when peoples’ faces started melting off. (Being an easily scared kid, that whole bit scared the bejezzus out of me, which may be likely why I wasn’t taken to the theater to see it!) Temple of Doom was experienced first as a photo book that I got because I was too excited to wait for the movie. (I also seem to recall finding out later that my family went to see it without me when I was away at a friends’ house. My parents were quite strict on the PG-13 thing, as I recall.) The Last Crusade was, I think, the first one of those films I actually saw in the theater, and I can recall feeling just a bit sad at the end, knowing there’d be no more Indy. (Heck, I even bought that he WAS dead when the tank went off the cliff, knowing it was to be the last film. On the other hand, I’m not always too bright.)

Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull (okay, I’m NOT typing that out again, so I’ll just call it IJatKotCS for shor–screw it, it’s Indy 4) will be the first Indy movie I’ve seen in the theater as an adult. That alone is cause for, well, pause, at least. How much of my enjoyment of the first three comes from seeing them through young-Mike’s eyes? It’s a common question in situations like these after all, especially since the Star Wars prequels came out and failed to live up to fan expectations. Ever since then there’s been a debate in fan circles about how much of the prequel disappointment is due to that phenomenon versus the quality of the films themselves. Will Indy 4 fail to live up to the first three such that there will be a similar debate about it, or will it be so great as to please (most) everyone and be considered a true success?

For my part, I’m approaching it with a slowly-decaying guarded optimism. There’s a friend of mine who tends to view unreleased sequels with a pessimistic attitude in order to avoid getting herself too hyped up about it. If the movie DOES turn out to be great, she’s pleasantly surprised, and if it’s as bad as she’s expecting, then at least there’s no disappointment. (Plus she also gets the pleasure of being smug.) I usually view that as self-destructively denying an opportunity for happiness; after all, anticipation can be fun, right? But I’ve found my earlier positive attitudes about Indy 4 eroding lately, slipping more in line with her way of thinking. Part of that is due to having heard some negative opinions on what insiders have seen, but part may also be due to my having a greater-than-realized emotional investment in this series. Like my friend, I don’t want to set myself up for disappointment. I want to keep the positive attitude (Spielburg! Ford!), but I’ve also cause to be wary (Lucas!).

And then of course there’s the approach another friend of mine is taking: I believe his exact words were, “If it doesn’t kick ass, I’m going to have to kill someone.” I’d like to think I’m not QUITE that far gone, though. (I recently saw Iron Man with him, by the way, and at the end he happily declared that no one would die today.)

The Indiana Jones series is a curious thing; it’s got a broad following of fans wistfully recalling the three stories that brought adventure to life under the brim of a fedora, and yet there is so little out there BUT the movies. If one compares it to that other Lucas/Ford pairing American Graffiti Star Wars, Indy’s few movies are dwarfed by the “expanded universe” of Star Wars, which features novels, comics, animated shows, video games more novels, and twice the number of movies. I should be fair and point out that Indy HAS had video games and the Young Indiana Jones Chronicles, but it’s my understanding (and correct me if I’m wrong) that Young Indy is sort of the equivalent of Mark Hamill’s guest spot on the Muppet Show in terms of how much people really care about it anymore. While Star Wars’s expanded universe has taken on a life of its own (a life that some would argue eclipses the films), Indy is just about the movies.

Indeed, Indiana Jones is the epitome of the popcorn movie–and I mean that in a good way. No deep back-story, no nuanced myth arc, no Nazi goons turning out to be Indy’s father, just pure adventure tales with a fun character. There were the good guys, the bad guys, and very little grey in between. Yes, life is seldom so clear-cut, but that’s part of Indy’s appeal. It’s not about the dark questions that torment men’s souls, it’s about fun. You don’t watch Raiders of the Lost Ark to contemplate the human experience that is life, you watch it to ENJOY life.

I suppose it’s for such reasons that we shouldn’t be too disappointed if Indy 4 isn’t absolutely fantastic. It’s not something that’s completing a saga or filling in a part of the universe that we’ve always speculated about like the Star Wars prequels were. It’s not an adaptation of a beloved book that we always wanted to see as a movie and hope to God they do right, as the Lord of the Rings films were for many. It’s just another couple of hours with a character with whom we’ve always had fun. When you see an old friend whom you haven’t seen in a while, do you compare your new time with them against the old days and, should they fail to be QUITE as much fun, chastise them for it? Or should you just be happy you got to see them again?

I suppose I’ll see how well I can adopt that attitude when I see the movie. …I’ll let you know if my second friend has to kill anyone.

Michael G. Munz
www.michaelgmunz.com

And this would be blog entry number three. So it’s been a little longer since writing here than I’d intended, but hey, I’m still getting the hang of this blog thing. I suppose part of the problem with being someone who’s really more of a listener is I’m less inclined to get on a soapbox or just start typing without having a story to tell. Or maybe it’s just blog performance anxiety? (Join the fight against Blog Performance Anxiety! We can wipe out BPA in our lifetime!)

My original intent for this entry was to talk about my novel, but quite frankly, I’ve done an awful lot of that lately what with setting up the official website and taking care of looking over the text and cover proofs. (That’s finally done, by the way–and more relieved/panicked I could not be–and the novel should be available in a couple of weeks.) Besides, all of that information is set up on the website that links to this blog anyway, so to borrow a favorite phrase from a former boss of mine why re-invent the wheel? (He was also rather fond of “like pushing a noodle up a rope,” but I’ll save that for later use. Then again, I can’t imagine any instance in which I’d WANT to push a noodle up a rope, but life is filled with surprises, isn’t it?) My whole point here is that if you’re curious about A Shadow in the Flames–and really, why not be curious?–check out Michaelgmunz.com.

So now the question is, what SHOULD I talk about? Rather than try to work out a specific theme for my blog, I’ll likely be all over the map, at least until some sort of theme or focus emerges…if it does at all. That said, there will likely be a great deal of geekish leanings here, because to say I don’t have a bit of geek in me would be to deny the facts. (Ah, I can just see my parents, if they read this, getting ready to try to tell me otherwise, but don’t worry, I use the term with no negative connotation. Besides, saying you’re a geek on the Internet is rather like saying you’re a carnivore in a steak house, isn’t it?)

Subject change! I’m sitting here writing this from my first ever laptop computer (Well, okay, SLIGHT subject change) in the middle of a Barnes & Noble café…and I just discovered that alt-130 doesn’t seem to work to make an accented e on this thing. Hrmm. I’ve owned a computer since my parents got me a 286 in 1990 (which ran at a lightning-fast 12Mhz and is now likely somewhere in the Smithsonian), but I’ve never had my own laptop before. It’s actually strange how many people assume I would have one just based on the fact that I’m a writer and I like to write in cafés, but I’ve never wanted to spend the money, and frankly I enjoy writing with a pen first before typing things up. It occurred to me, however, that I seem to now be able to type faster than I write (legibly, at least), so getting an inexpensive laptop to take with me might be a good idea. …And okay, fine, part of it was just the whole allure of expensive electronics, but still…

I’m still getting the hang of it (as evidenced by the aforementioned alt-130 discovery), but so far it’s okay. Of course I can’t always get online. I discovered that the wi-fi in my usual café isn’t exactly free (in fact it’s no where near exactly free, it’s not free at ALL, so why I’m using the phrase “isn’t exactly free” I’ve no idea), so I’m actually typing this up in Notepad and planning to upload it to the blog once I get home. (And I’ll probably also fix the unaccented es, too. Oh, won’t that be exciting?)

So I think I just spent a lot of time saying essentially nothing. Looks like I’m getting the hang of this blog thing, eh? Maybe next time I’ll ramble on about what I think of Windows Vista, which is weird and disturbing…and on my new laptop. In the meantime, think of some inspirational words pretend I said them, and I’ll see you later…