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Review: The Republic of Thieves

May 19, 2014 By Michael G. Munz Leave a Comment

Yesterday I finished reading The Republic of Thieves by Scott Lynch. Here’s the review I posted on Amazon and Goodreads…

The Republic of Thieves (Gentleman Bastard, #3)

My rating: 4 of 5 stars

The Republic of Thieves, Scott Lynch’s third (and long-awaited) book in his Gentleman Bastard series, is a more than worthwhile read for anyone who enjoyed the first two books. Locke and Jean are back, fresh on the heels of the terminal situation Locke found himself staring into at the close of Red Seas Under Red Skies. More compelling is the promise of finally meeting the oft-mentioned but always previously absent female member of the Gentleman Bastards, Sabetha.

Yeah, minor spoilers, but she’s mentioned right in the book description, so I’m not sweating it.

Normally I hate ranking things in any sort of ordered list, but in this case it’s easy for me to rate this book as the one in the series I enjoyed the least. Note that I still enjoyed it—Lynch writes great characters, and it was great to see everyone plying their con skills in the arena of a political contest rather than a heist.

But that’s a double-edged sword. The Republic of Thieves‘ primary flaw is that the stakes don’t really rise much as the book progresses. Previous books knew just how to ratchet up the tension. Schemes would meet with counter-schemes, plans would fall apart and hopes dashed only to twist around again to rebound in some new form like a contest of battling acrobats. Yet with The Republic of Thieves, the tension plateaus for much of the second half of the book.

As with Lynch’s other books, the story dances in time between the present and the past, forming two complementary storylines. The one in the past is the more dangerous of the two. It truly does raise the stakes as it progresses, but the effect is undercut by the knowledge that everyone makes it out okay by sheer virtue of knowing that the characters obviously have a future. As for the political contest in the present, we’re never really given much to latch onto. If you’ll pardon the analogy, we’re shown little skirmishes without being given a sense of how they fit into the war, and as we’re told that there’s really nothing riding on the outcome, we really don’t have a reason to care. (It’s a bit like the green/purple Drazi thing from Babylon 5—Deep Roots and Black Iris are two indistinguishable parties.)

This is not to say that other things aren’t going on. The story does take place in Karthain, home of the Bondsmagi, the setting’s one and only collection of mages, of whom Locke and Jean have already made deadly enemies. Something is happening between the mages, but it’s primarily treated as a peripheral thing.

Sabetha is another element, and one I really enjoyed. After everyone mentioning her in absentia for so long, it’s great to finally see her—and we do see a lot of her, in both the past and the present. In some ways, The Republic of Thieves is a romance between Locke and Sabetha, and I don’t mean that in a derogatory fashion. The interplay between the two characters is always interesting, if occasionally maddening, as is Sabetha’s interaction with the other Gentleman Bastards (Jean in the present, and the twins and Chains in flashback. It was good to see them again, too—I missed those guys. I only wish Bug were included. Poor Bug.)

I feel I’ve been speaking more of the book’s negatives than positives, which isn’t fair. Please do note the four-star rating up there. I’ll still be picking up book 4 as soon as it’s out. This book hints of larger things on the horizon, lurking.

I want to know what’s up with those Eldren…

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My Writing Process (blog tour entry!)

May 12, 2014 By Michael G. Munz 3 Comments

So a couple of weeks ago a fellow writer named Eric M. Ralph (who has the death sentence in twelve systems for aggravated punnery) asked me to talk about my writing process as part of a greater blog tour that’s spreading across the Internet: The Writing Process Blog Tour! (Cue fanfare, streamers, balloons…maybe a unicycling monkey in a Lara Croft cosplay for some reason…)  His invitation to action ended with “Don’t make me destroy you,” so of course I said yes!

Eric M. Ralph (bow tie sold separately)

Eric M. Ralph
(bow tie sold separately)

But first, a little about Eric: He does lots of stuff™! He also likes to write: books, short stories, poetry, speeches, and really disturbing puns. He has a self-described odd sense of humor, a blue and orange bow tie, and a novel: And God Said…An Absurd Tale of Love, Power, and Paperwork. (Hey, I should check that out…) You can find his own part of the tour here, but ignore any libelous codswallop about me that you find there.

And now, on with the content!

What am I working on?

I’m working on two things at the moment. (Well, three, if you count this blog entry. Though maybe that only counts if it’s RIGHT this moment—in which case I’m only working on this entry and nothing else but—okay, I’m over-parsing the question, aren’t I?) So, yes, two things: Working with my publisher (Booktrope) on the final part of the publishing process for Zeus is Dead: A Monstrously Inconvenient Adventure (my comedic fantasy about the Greek gods returning to public life in the modern day), and writing the third and final book in my cyberpunk series The New Aeneid Cycle.

How does my work differ from others of its genre?

Humor nozzle for writing Zeus Is Dead...

Humor nozzle for writing Zeus Is Dead…

It’s written by ME! (Boy, what a silly question!) Okay, so honestly I always think this is a bit of a loaded question. Every author brings their own unique perspective, voice, and nuance to any story they tell. A good deal of what comes from me is likely my sense of humor, which ranges from deconstructive to just plain goofy. There’s less of it in The New Aeneid Cycle, as those are serious novels (though certain characters within them have a sense of humor that’s informed by my own), but the humor nozzle is on full blast for Zeus is Dead. I had so much fun writing it.

I’ve also found that I have a thing for the concept of memory and of Greek mythology…

Why do I write what I do?

martin-freeman-sherlock-typingSome writers write to give voice to their deepest yearnings, strongest opinions, or universal truths they feel cannot be expressed in any other form. While such things do find their way into my writing, my primary motivation is simply to tell a good story. I write to entertain, both myself and my readers. I love to grab a reader’s emotions, pull them to the edge of their seat with excitement, laughter, or intrigue, and keep them there for as long as I can.

I confess I also take a special delight in making a reader curse me at the end of a chapter because they just can’t help but turn the page. (If a beta-reader wants to beat me over the head because they just finished a chapter and I haven’t yet written the next one, I consider it a success.)

How does my writing process work?

Dramatization. May not have happened.

Dramatization. May not have happened.

Heh. “Writing process.” Like it’s so organized. …Well, okay, so it kind of is. I tend to front-load the work in the sense that I prefer to plan things out ahead of time:

  1. I get my premise, which can often take a long while as I search for an idea that excites me enough to keep me interested the entire time it will take me to write a novel.
  2. Sketch the main characters, create a “step sheet”/outline that shows the flow of both character arcs and plot progression, and a general bunch of notes about the setting itself to help inform the writing.
  3. Actually write, using the step sheet and character sketches as a guide. This does NOT mean such things are inviolate. On multiple occasions I might come up with new ideas as I go (and certain parts of my outline might simply say “whatever seems to make sense for the characters at this point”), change directions, or even discover that the characters themselves have tapped me on the shoulder (or punched me in the face) to say they’d do things differently.
  4. Edit, revise, agonize, improvise, and probably eat some pizza.

Next on the tour…

Rachel Frost: An author, artist AND musician, Rachel is in the midst of writing a sequel to her first NA novel (Tsirash), in between a multitude of art and music projects. Nevertheless, she still has the good taste to play lots of video games.

Mary Lynne Gibbs: A former city-dweller now ensconced in Kentucky farmland, Mary is both an author and an actress. Her interests lie in fantasy, scifi, paranormal, and adventure fiction (so hey, she’s got excellent taste), and in creating worlds with strong female characters.

J. Edward Neill: J. Edward is a dark fantasy writer living in the southeastern United States. Among his inspirations are Dan Simmons’ characters, Shakespeare’s truths, and Tolkien’s wordiness. You’ll find no elves or dwarves in his writing, but epic tales written for adults with sharp (and slightly twisted) minds.

Gareth S. Young: Gareth is a lover of all the stuff and most of the things (that’s a direct quote), as well as a watcher, listener, thinker, and dreamer (that’s another direct quote). His psychological thriller Monsters, with a 4.4 rating on Amazon, is set in my own backyard in the shadow of Mt. Rainier (that’s a sentence I mostly wrote myself).

Look for their contributions on May 19th!

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Top Ten Things We Learned from The Simpsons

May 11, 2014 By Michael G. Munz Leave a Comment

This has been roaming around my head lately, so I thought I’d take a few minutes to have some fun and post it, in no particular order: The Top Ten Things We Learned from The Simpsons…

  1. Never, EVER stop in the middle of a hoedown.
  2. The hole’s only natural enemy is the pile.
  3. You don’t win friends with salad.
  4. When the sign says “Do not feed the bears,” man, you’d better not feed the bears!
  5. Life is one crushing defeat after another until you just wish Flanders was dead.
  6. Weaseling out of things is what separates man from the animals.
    ‘Cept the weasel.
  7. Vampires are make-believe, just like elves, gremlins, and Eskimos.
  8. A zebu is like an ox except it has a hump and a dewlap.
  9. You’ll have a bad impression of New York if you only focus on the pimps and the C.H.U.D.s.
  10. When a woman says nothing’s wrong, that means everything’s wrong. And when a woman says everything’s wrong, that means everything’s wrong. And when a woman says something isn’t funny, you’d better not laugh your ass off.

best-simpsons-gifs-jug-hoedown

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Top 5 List: Potentially Awesome Crossovers

May 6, 2014 By Michael G. Munz 5 Comments

Ooh, isn't that all fancy? Well? Isn't it?

Ooh, isn’t that all fancy?
Well? Isn’t it?

And the Earth has once again completed the number of rotations (divided by the amount of coffee I’ve had, multiplied by the Coefficient of Arbitrary Timing) required to bring you another geek-related Top 5 List! This time, there’s even an official-ish fancy logo over there on the right. Go ahead. Gaze upon it! …Okay, now come back over here.

Another difference this week: this one’s a little more visual than the others. Why? Basically I got an idea that made me grin, I pulled up Photoshop, and I couldn’t quite stop myself. (I’m far from a Photoshop expert, but I know enough to have fun. Click to embiggen most of them!) That’s right, today I present to you:

Top Five Potentially Awesome Crossovers

Obviously, these are only hypothetical. If any of these ever occurred in any official fashion, pigs are flying through a frozen-over hell. So without further ado, and in no particular order, we begin with… [Read more…]

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May 4, 2014 By Michael G. Munz Leave a Comment

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Perhaps you’ve seen the various boxes around my blog and website inviting you to subscribe or stay informed about geek stuff and my writing.  First of all, thanks to all of you who’ve already subscribed! For those of you who haven’t yet, I’m now pleased to offer this additional incentive:

Subscribe to the website mailing list now and get a FREE copy of my short story collection Mythed Connections: A Short Story Collection of Classical Myth in the Modern World!

Mythed Connections contains three stories written prior to when I began to write the upcoming, full-length novel Zeus is Dead. You might say it’s a spiritual prequel. (Go on, say it. There, wasn’t that fun?) And yeah, I know, the title is long. When I picked it,  being concise was not the foremost thing on my mind. Perhaps the fact that they’re SHORT stories made me want to go with a long title to balance them out?

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Short Story: “Squirrel!”

May 2, 2014 By Michael G. Munz Leave a Comment

Though I’ve been writing since I was a little kid, my first ever published short story (not counting stories published in school magazines and such) came out in 2003 in a little literary magazine known as “The Armchair Aesthete.” It wasn’t even a story I’d originally intended to publish. Heck, technically it wasn’t even a story at all, in the beginning.

I can still remember writing it on a sunny day out in the Quad on the UW campus. Though I’d graduated, I used to go there sometimes to sit among the cherry trees and write. Yet whatever I’d planned to work on that day just wasn’t flowing. Still, “a writer writes,” so I figured it couldn’t hurt to practice. Essentially it was just a bit of tongue-in-cheek journal writing. I wrote the first section, then went home, and on the way, other things…occurred to me.

Just a few days ago I decided to post the story up on a reading site called Wattpad. While I’d like to think my writing has improved since then, I wanted to share it with people again–and if it leads to more attention for my upcoming comedic fantasy Zeus Is Dead: A Monstrously Inconvenient Adventure, then so much the better.

And so, here ’tis. Enjoy “Squirrel!”

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It’s An Ambuscade!

April 29, 2014 By Michael G. Munz Leave a Comment

What? What is it, Admiral? Are you trying to tell us something? Did Timmy fall down the well again?

Source: wraithdt.deviantart.com

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