I want you all to appreciate how much self control it’s taken me to not start out these recent chapter blogs with something like “Percy Jackson Goes to Hell.” It’d be a really easy intro to go with, but the ancient Greek concept of Hades isn’t the same as Hell, and somehow it’s always bothered me just a little when media equates the two. And now that I’ve managed to come up with a way to use that “Percy Jackson Goes to Hell” line without really using it (sort of), let us continue Michael Reads Percy Jackson: The Lightning Thief with…
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Poem: Santa’s Stalking You
You can try to block the chimney
You can arc-weld shut the flue
But it won’t matter what you try
‘Cause Santa’s stalking you.
He sees you when you’re sleeping?
He knows when you’re awake?!
Just how many warning signs
Is it going to take?
He’s forcing all those elven slaves
To make you little gifts.
He bids you come sit on his lap,
It’d give him SUCH a “lift.”
We’ve tried to call the FBI,
There’s nothing they can do.
They say the big guy’s just a myth,
But Santa’s stalking you.
Michael Reads Percy Jackson: The Lightning Thief (Ch 18)
Percy visits the land down under in the latest part of Michael Reads Percy Jackson: The Lightning Thief…
Annabeth Does Obedience School
Zeus Is Dead free (exclusive) excerpt!
So it’s the holiday season, and in the dual spirits of sharing and shameless self-promotion, here’s an exclusive excerpt from Chapter 4 of Zeus Is Dead: A Monstrously Inconvenient Adventure!
Enjoy!
Michael Reads Percy Jackson: The Lightning Thief (Ch 17)
No money down! No interest for six months! If you don’t recognize that this is someone pleading for their life, then I should probably also tell you that it’s time for part 17 of Michael Reads Percy Jackson: The Lightning Thief…
We Shop for Water Beds
Michael Reads Percy Jackson: The Lightning Thief (Ch 16)
I’m far more excited about learning something than Percy is, and given the nature of that something, this makes no sense to me. All this and more in the 16th installment of Michael Reads Percy Jackson: The Lightning Thief…
We Take a Zebra to Vegas
Presenting…Londo Calrissian!
So, um, I did this. I’m strange. Photoshop is fun.
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