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Random Zeus Is Dead 2 Quotes

June 3, 2017 By Michael G. Munz Leave a Comment

So while I continue chipping away at the sequel to Zeus Is Dead (working title, Zeus Is Undead), I figured it’d be fun to share with you some completely random, out of context dialogue from the rough draft as it currently stands. Why random and out of context? Because it’s more fun that way! (Plus it’s possible that watching the new Twin Peaks is nudging my mind in random, out of context directions…)

Enjoy, and puzzle over what the heck these quotes mean!

“Why ever are you going down to Earth? You’ll have to walk!”

“Their governments are paralyzed by zombie deniers and petty deadlocks.”

“YOU WILL ENJOY THE BARBECUE AS FATHER ZEUS ORDAINS!”

“Melpomene and Thalia. They claim it is a ‘sequel thing.'”

“Do you wish me to smite she who brought the corrupted potato salad?”

“I just adore when death rhymes!”

“The fonts are amazing!”

“What in Medusa’s buttcrack are you?”

“You know how Alecto is. There’s really not much difference except now she smells a little funny.”

“You try being funny after dealing with Nyx!“

“Leavenworth is an Oktoberfest town. We need Oktoberfest dollars. Now, if the people can’t drink here, they’ll be glad to drink at the festivals of Chelan, Hanford, Long Island…”

“Eris was NOT a member of Guns and Roses!”

“Oh, come on! Finish the brains you have!”

“Some mortals have eaten zombie meat.”

“You dare contradict the wisdom of the great Brandt Sledgeman!”

“Do you do things like this because nobody likes you, or does nobody like you because you do things like this?”

“Malevolence would be if that thing started playing disco.”

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ANTICIPATED IN EARLY 2018!

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Michael Re-Watches Twin Peaks: Season 2, Ep 21

May 31, 2017 By Michael G. Munz Leave a Comment

Season 2, Episode 21
Written by Barry Pullman
Directed by Tim Hunter

Back in Haggett Hall, we watched the final two episodes together. It was an event (unofficially), with the biggest gathering we’d had for an episode watch ever. All of the people on the floor who knew we’d been watching the show wanted to come by for the finale, which they all knew was extra trippy.

See, on Netflix now, and on the DVDs, the final two episodes are separate, but back in the day, as we watched from Nick’s tapes recorded off of broadcast TV, it was one big episode. My biggest memory, at least for this first half, was being frustrated with how much time they were spending on the performances in the Miss Twin Peaks pageant. I kept thinking, “There’s only two hours left! Get back to Windom Earle! Get back to BOB and Cooper and Major Briggs! Get back to the Black Lodge stuff! I want some things explained!”

Did I mention that Nick was getting his revenge for making him tell me who killed Laura Palmer? He did not tell me how the whole show ends… [Read more…]

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Michael Re-Watches Twin Peaks: Season 2, Ep 20

May 30, 2017 By Michael G. Munz Leave a Comment

Season 2, Episode 20
Written by Harley Peyton & Robert Engels
Directed by Stephen Gyllenhaal

Because of this episode, and Major Briggs, I shall always remember that the capital of North Carolina is Raleigh.

The Re-Watch

The Miss Twin Peaks Pageant is nearing, along with assorted and related antics. Beyond those, Cooper discovers Windom Earle was looking into the Black Lodge as part of Project Bluebook, and the Major goes for a walk in the woods to clear his mind. (More on THAT brilliant move later.) [Read more…]

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Tonight is the Twin Peaks Premiere!!

May 21, 2017 By Michael G. Munz Leave a Comment

Well, it’s midday on Sunday, May 21st, and I’ve decided to admit to myself that I just don’t have enough time to get the remaining three episodes of season two both watched and posted about before the revival series premieres tonight at 9pm. I might have made it if I weren’t having some other fans over to watch (complete with donuts, coffee, and cherry pie), but the premiere must be watched properly.

Donuts already acquired. This is probably more than we’ll need, but it’s Twin Peaks, so there’s no such thing as “too many donuts.”

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Michael Re-Watches Twin Peaks: Season 2, Ep 19

May 20, 2017 By Michael G. Munz Leave a Comment

Season 2, Episode 19
Written by Mark Frost & Harley Peyton
Directed by Jonathan Sanger

It’s time for guest star Ted Raimi!

Also, the moon in this episode is half full! Again! [Read more…]

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Michael Re-Watches Twin Peaks: Season 2, Ep 18

May 20, 2017 By Michael G. Munz Leave a Comment

Season 2, Episode 18
Written by Harley Peyton & Robert Engels
Directed by Duwayne Dunham

Counting this one, five episodes left! (I’d thought it was four a moment ago until I looked it up! I’m running out of time!!)

And that’s all I have to say about that. [Read more…]

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Michael Re-Watches Twin Peaks: Season 2, Ep 17

May 19, 2017 By Michael G. Munz Leave a Comment

Season 2, Episode 17
Written by Barry Pullman
Directed by James Foley

This episode kind of treads water in order to set some things up before. It avoids delving into just what the hell DID happen to Josie, but it does have some stuff with Major Briggs and elements of Lodge lore. In the interest of continuing to speed these along before the premiere Sunday, no more reminiscing! On we go! [Read more…]

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